If you want it, go get it. Don’t let anybody tell you that you can’t.
If you spend every day trying to get to the moon, eventually you’ll be on the moon.
Retire (very) young.
Squat low when you pee outside.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you cry alone.
Look before you leap.
After a year-long hiatus, Beer and Life is getting revived!
If you have a passion, don’t sit on your hands—chase it. There’s nothing in life that you can do by yourself.
Take your chances now, or risk waiting forever for the perfect opportunity.
Be an open learner.
Don’t let obstacles and setbacks discourage you from following your dreams. Learn what you can from your mistakes and keep moving forward.